Quite possibly my most favorite log in the entire world.
This is the best drawing I’ve done of ham. Doesn’t it look succulent?
“You can’t stop a freaking raccoon. They pretty much get what they want. And, when they want it, too. Unless you hit them with a car.”
Speaking of raccoons, did you see this commercial? Well played, Sears. What makes this commercial work is the spot-on raccoon insight. You can’t tell me you haven’t met a raccoon who isn’t just like the one in the commercial!