One day the most amazing thing happened instead of snowing(1) it rained dead bats! I went out side and bats were all over! I picked up about 99,999,999 bats!(2) Some were cute and fuzzy and yet there were ugly and rough bats. But as you may know I love bats. I was going to have the bats stuffed then I would hang them in my room.(3)
All of a sudden the bats stoped raining. The bats disapered. Then somebody shook me.
I found out I was only dreaming. But it would be nice to have all those bats.
Next time it rains bats it won’t be a dream and I’ll get to keep those bats.(4) Now you can see I love bats an bats love me.(5)
(1) I grew up in Alaska, of course.
(2) This marks the beginning of my fascination with the exclamation point!
(3) I wonder what my two sisters, with whom I shared a room, would have thought of this.
(4) I’m still waiting.
(5) This is completely untrue. Both parts.